
- #Oops i crapped my pants snl transcript update
- #Oops i crapped my pants snl transcript full
#Oops i crapped my pants snl transcript update
During Weekend Update Michael Che reports that Trump has stated that they will have to drag him out of the White House kicking and screaming.Alec Baldwin almost losing it (he's legendary for not Corpsing).Pete Davidson comes out as Count Chocula and loses it when Chappelle breaks the fourth wall by saying, "Look at Pete Davidson's lips!".Worth noting is that by "character" we mean the Allstate guy, who's technically not a mascot and just Dennis Haysbert, meaning that Chappelle's reaction is partly due to hearing his own pitched-down voice. Not even any attempt to be subtle about it either, he pauses to have a good chuckle even before his first line. Chappelle breaks character twice to just laugh at the ridiculousness of the sketch.
#Oops i crapped my pants snl transcript full
The initial reveal as Maya Rudolph shouts " But I'm Aunt Jemima! " absolutely demolishes the audience, who even at reduced capacity force her to just sit there for a full fifteen seconds waiting for them to quiet down.
Chappelle somberly introduces a sketch about black people who have lost their jobs in the new climate.which turns out to be about racist advertising mascots being retired due to heightened concerns over systemic racism. The Cold Opening, featuring Trump's "victory speech"-"As anyone who died halfway through Tuesday night knows, I was reelected president" and him playing a mournful version of "Macho Man" on the piano (obviously parodying Kate McKinnon's Hilary Clinton performing "Hallelujah" in the wake of her 2016 loss), and Jim Carrey as Joe Biden channeling Ace Ventura-"Luh-hoo seh-her!". Cue the Times Square Mascots, led by Kenan Thompson dressed as a Minion, trying to persuade Pete out of his bad decision. The musical sketch this time around is "Souvenir Underwear," which sees Pete Davidson wanting to buy novelty underwear from a tourist shop at Times Square. With the episode airing just three days before the Presidential election, Joe Biden ( Jim Carrey) notes that his polling numbers are incredibly high and could only go wrong "once in a blue moon." Then he's reminded that day actually did have a blue moon. Heidi: You can feel it in your stomach (Adele looks like she's in physical pain)
Kate: The fanning yourself with a frond between rounds.Īdele: I found (breaking) I found such a deep, deep connection there. all while aforesaid black guys are strolling across the back with white women clinging on them, and Kate McKinnon is beaming with pride.Īdele: Jungles.
The audience reaction proves to be the breaking point for Adele in a huge way.
The showstopper of the week would be the tourism ad for Africa, which for some reason is headlined only by white women - until it's revealed that the entire pitch is about hooking up with black guys. Alex Moffat cameos as Alan Dershowitz, jumping across the screen. The Native American isn't present though, as he has Covid-19. On Weekend Update, the Village People protesting Trump using their songs at his rallies is adressed by having The Village People ( Kenan Thompson, Chris Redd, Bowen Yang, Mikey Day, and Beck Bennett) appear, explain their position, accuse Trump of pedophilia, and threaten to shave Ivanka's head.all to the tune of "YMCA", complete with dance moves and pelvic thrusting. Kenan: This is just from when you said hi to me backstage!Īdele: I'm sure that's all going to some charity.